Mix the smoked paprika, garlic powder, onion powder, thyme, oregano, black pepper, salt, and cayenne in a small bowl.
Air fry the bacon at 350°F for 8 to 10 minutes until crisp. Drain, crumble, and set aside.
Toss the jalapeño slices in flour, spray lightly with oil, and air fry at 400°F for 5 to 6 minutes until golden.
Toss the frozen steak fries with oil. Air fry at 400°F for 15 to 18 minutes, shaking the basket halfway through.
Transfer the hot fries to a large bowl and toss with the blackened seasoning.
Microwave the queso in 30-second bursts, stirring between each, until smooth.
Pile the fries on a platter. Top with queso, bacon, and fried jalapeños.
Drizzle with ghost pepper sauce, ranch, or both. Garnish with green onions and serve right away.